HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

** GIRLS PLEASE READ THIS **

HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

TRUE or FAKE Friends ?

FAKE FRIENDS - NEVER ASK FOR FOOD.
REAL FRIENDS - ARE THE REASONS YOU HAVE NO FOOD.

FAKE FRIENDS - NEVER SEEN YOU CRY.
REAL FRIENDS - CRY WITH YOU.

FAKE FRIENDS - BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A FEW DAYS THEN GIVE IT BACK.
REAL FRIENDS - KEEP YOUR STUFF SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS.

FAKE FRIENDS - KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU.
REAL FRIENDS - COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOU.

FAKE FRIENDS - WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR.
REAL FRIENDS - WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS - WILL HELP YOU UP WHEN YOU FALL OVER.
REAL FRIENDS - WILL JUMP ON TOP OF YOU AND SHOUT "PILE ON!"

FAKE FRIENDS - ARE FOR A WHILE.
REAL FRIENDS - ARE FOR LIFE.

FAKE FRIENDS - WILL READ THIS.
REAL FRIENDS - WILL STEAL THIS :D

DARJAT SEORANG ISTERI

DARJAT SEORANG ISTERI

1. Isteri Siddiqin
Isteri yang tidak akan meminta apa-apa dari suaminya sekalipun yang perlu (dharuri). Apa yang disediakan suaminya, dia terima dengan penuh malu dan bersyukur. Kalau ada, adalah. Kalau tidak ada, dia bersabar. Tapi meminta tidak. Apatah lagi yang tidak perlu, kalau diberi pun dia tolak bahkan adakalanya yang perlu pun dia tolak dengan baik, dia lebih suka menolong suaminya. Itulah golongan yang bersifat orang yang Siddiqin. Golongan ini payah hendak dicari terutama di akhir zaman ini, macam hendak mencari belerang merah atau gagak putih. Ini adalah perempuan luar biasa.

2. Isteri Muqarrobin
Isteri yang tidak meminta dari suaminya kecuali yang perlu sahaja. Yang tidak perlu dia tidak akan memintanya bahkan kalau suaminya memberi yang tidak perlu dia tolak dengan baik. Tapi kalau yang diperlukan pun tidak ada, dia tetap sabar. Namaun dia tidak akan mendesak suaminya. Dia tetap bersabar dengan keadaan itu. Itulah golongan Muqarrobin. Golongan ini juga susah hendak dicari di zaman kebendaan ini, di zaman orang memburu dunia, di zaman orang memandang dunia adalah segala-galanya.

3. Isteri Solehin
Isteri yang meminta kepada suaminya yang perlu dan juga sekali-sekala meminta juga yang tidak perlu seperti ingin sedikit kehidupan yang selesa sama ada dari segi makan minum, tempat tinggal, kenderaan. Namun kalau suaminya tidak memberi, dia tetap sabar dan tidak pula menjadi masalah. Itulah dia golongan orang yang soleh.

4. Isteri Fasik
Isteri yang selalu sahaja meminta-minta bukan sahaja yang perlu, yang tidak perlu pun dia suka meminta-minta juga. Kalau diberi pun tidak pernah puas-puas, tidak pernah rasa cukup, sudah mewah pun tidak rasa cukup. Kalau tidak diberi menjadi masalah, dia merungut-rungut, marah-marah, sakit hati, merajuk hingga menjadi masalah dalam rumah tangga. Inilah dia golongan yang fasik. Isteri ini selalu sahaja derhaka dengan suami, apatah lagi dengan Tuhan.

Semoga Allah menyatukan hati-hati kita, menjadikan kita saling mencintai karena Dia; sebagaimana dalam hadits yang diriwayatkan oleh Tirmidzi Rasululllah saw bersabda:

"Di sekitar Arsy ada menara-menara dari cahaya. Di dalamnya ada orang-orang yang pakaiannya dari cahaya dan wajah-wajah mereka bercahaya. Mereka bukan para nabi atau syuhada'. Para nabi dan syuhada' iri kepada mereka. Ketika ditanya para shahabat, Rasulullah menjawab, "Mereka adalah orang-orang yang saling mencintai karena Allah, saling bersahabat kerana Allah dan saling kunjung mengunjungi kerana Allah..

Orang Asli Vs Polis

Orang Asli Vs Polis
orang asli: selamat pagi tuan
polis: selamat pagi
polis: apa hal
orang asli: saya nak buat repot tuan
... polis: fasal apa tu
orang asli: kawan saya di baham harimau
polis: pukul berapa
orang asli: dia tak pukul, dia terkam je
polis: habis?
orang asli: tak habis, tinggal kepala....

Jasa Ibu

IBU,,, saya sayanggggggggg ibuuuuuu....

Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak...

(bukan org kata...memang betul)

Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku.... mak

Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku.... mak

Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. .. mak

Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut.... Mak

Bila bangun tidur, aku cari.... mak

Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang .... mak

Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati....... mak

Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah.... mak

Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya.... mak

Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku.... mak

Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma...... mak

Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah.... mak

Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku.... mak

Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk.... mak

Aku selalu teringatkan ..... mak

Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon.... mak

Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu..... mak

Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada.. mak

Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "

Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah.... mak

Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga.... mak

Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu.... mak

Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... mak

Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak

Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku.... mak

kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk..... mak

Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku.... mak

Yang selalu berleter kat aku... mak

Yang selalu puji aku.... mak

Yang selalu nasihat aku...... mak

Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk..... mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku

Bila sedih, aku cari..... mak

Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku

Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada.... mak

Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku

Bila berduka, aku peluk erat.... emakku

Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku

Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah.... mak

Bila sambut bufday pasanganku.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku

Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”

Selalu... aku ingat pasanganku

Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku

Bila-bila.... aku akan talipon pasanganku

Entah bila... aku nak talipon mak

Selalu...aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku

Entah bila.... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk emak

Renungkan:

"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk mak?

mak bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah".

Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya..........

Tapi kalau mak sudah tiada..... .....

MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK..... RINDU SANGAT....

Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya......

berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya......

berapa ramai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin ibunya.....

berapa ramai yang sanggup membersihkan najis ibunya.......

berapa ramai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya....

berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya.....

dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya.......

Seorang anak mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam di dapur lalu menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya.Kos upah membantu ibu:

1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00

2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00

3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00

4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00

5) Tolong siram bunga : RM3.00

6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00

Jumlah : RM17.00

Selesai membaca, si ibu tersenyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu berlegar-legar si mindanya. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.

1) Kos mengandungkanmu selama 9 bulan - PERCUMA

2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjagamu - PERCUMA

3) Kos air mata yang menitis keranamu - PERCUMA

4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkanmu - PERCUMA

5) Kos menyediakan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluanmu -PERCUMA

Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - PERCUMA

Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memeluknya dan berkata,

"Saya Sayangkan Ibu". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.

Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Apa Guna jadi .. Kalau...

Apa Guna jadi lelaki KACAK
kalau baca Quran pun merangkak-rangkak.•❤

Apa Guna jadi perempuan CANTIK
kalau Pukul 12.00 T.Hari pun tak celik-celik.•❤

Apa Guna umur BESAR PANJANG
kalau Fardhu Ain Asas pun lintang pukang.•❤

Apa Guna jadi MANUSIA
kalau umur Allah bagi kita SIA-SIA.•❤

Apa Guna HARTA MELIMPAH
kalau nak hulur kepada yg memerlukan pun SUSAH.•❤

Apa Guna pangkat BESAR
kubur dah dekat pun masih tak SEDAR.•❤